Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault

That’s Miranda math

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Math

Mental Abuse to Humans

"Lets do Math!"
"KY, who wants to do Mental Abuse themselves?!"

by 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 January 6, 2018

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Math

The Most Boring Subject In School

I hate math

by Urban Infinity 2.0 October 13, 2018

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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday

33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020

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A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.

“Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.

by Numerati October 24, 2025

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