the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.
Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019
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when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
by J Sixer February 16, 2020
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The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.
Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".
by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022
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Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.
G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?
by coochiekong May 17, 2022
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The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!
by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021
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New Jersey Special

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.
Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!
by Gaycie May 26, 2020
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Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
by KaxMlein February 08, 2021
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