shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet January 18, 2012
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smash the rat

to do cocaine by snorting a line
Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke
by snortex November 26, 2017
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Smash December

From December 1st to December 31st you Have to smash at least once or twice that one month there is no limit of the amount of times you can have sex. But you must have sex during Smash December
Me and my Girlfriend had sex multiple times during “ Smash December “
by Clout queen November 27, 2018
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
by Fucmehjerry November 09, 2017
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kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018
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