Sloppy Bun

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.

And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.

by chayjay December 7, 2013

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023

sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016

Sloppy poppy

A playful or exaggerated term for someone messily or enthusiastically sucking on a friends lollipop, often making loud smacking noises or creating a sticky situation. This is favorite activity of Ruslan Zhabagin. He always does that when he refers himself as Albert Enstein.

Torekhan would you let me give sloppy poppy to you?

by Mussell April 23, 2025

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019