by JustMeTheChick July 11, 2022
When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
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by lamelosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 27, 2017
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by warlord69/420 April 23, 2020
A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.
by idunapoo November 04, 2018