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Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
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IHop Slut

A person who goes to IHop frequently, usually several times a week to hang out but with different people every time.
Joe: She went to Ihop with you today?....But she went with me yesterday!
Phil: Man, she's such an IHop slut...
by Alpha Major November 12, 2011
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damage slut

A person who plays a character specifically built to maximize damage, particularly in mmos or tabletop role playing games. Often mistaken for Glass Cannons, these individuals are naturally attracted to methods of dealing high damage, eventually creating an unnaturally strong build over time.
"Did you see the stat build he made for Zoriah? That character sheet is insane!"

"I know, he's such a damage slut."
by Ace, FDM January 19, 2023
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carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
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English Slut

Someone who goes to down to the library to study.
Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut
by Layla5150 June 16, 2021
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Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.
We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.
by Werd_meh_gerd June 26, 2021
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Fresca slut

Someone who would do absolutely anything for a fresca.
by frescaslut January 19, 2022
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