The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.
by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014
(n.)~ Sexual Move
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!
by ArbiterSeraph April 04, 2016
The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.
Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”
Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”
Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”
by Mbnmhc July 23, 2019
A sexual maneuver involving a guy cumming into his own hand and slapping his sex partner across the face with it.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.
by DragonPoonSlayer52609 September 02, 2013
Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 28, 2021
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019
by Johnny Volume July 05, 2023