put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Put on the Gravy

Put on the gravy

Nobody put on the gravy at the end of a song (Outro) like John Coltrane.

by AmigoNegro April 17, 2023

Put away the popcorn

Meaning there is not going to be a fight, argument or conflict - opposite to the expression "Get the popcorn" said by hopeful onlookers when watching a conflict develop between other people.

Put away the popcorn they settled the conflict.

by @#& April 19, 2023

Putting green

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.

Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.

by wiseacrobat April 22, 2023

Put it

To take a seat

Verena do you want to put it?
-thanks Jota! That’s really kind

by Jota123 April 23, 2023

putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task

Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on

by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023

Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023