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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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poseur

Someone that gets on social media to post about "living" by showing off a picture of themself climbing a hill or doing something else that makes them look "active", then rants about other people that use social media to talk about life, even though they're on social media themselves.
If living is what that poseur is doing, I don't want any part of it. I like my life the way it is, and if the poseur has anything to say directly to anybody that he/she has deemed more passive than him/her, why doesn't he/she?
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Pose

Jou ma se pose
by Maya235mayi# February 12, 2022
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Poose

The action of falling asleep, or being passed out.
“I’m tired , I think I’m gonna go to bed and poose”

“I’ve been drinking coffee, I don’t think I can poose”
“Timmy was supposed to be her early but he’s not, he’s probably poosed.”
by TheLocalSkater February 17, 2022
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poser

you
you poser
by anonymous April 7, 2022
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