The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.
Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021
A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
by ScaryNarwhal January 28, 2018
Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.
by swolity April 29, 2011
Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.
Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.
by GeminiThief July 10, 2020
The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.
After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.
by Smackawack November 22, 2022
The feeling you experience after finishing your analysis homework late at night. The opposite of post nut clarity.
by DDoe March 10, 2022
When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.
by milesgilesniles May 18, 2020