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Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
mugGet the "dark ages"-inquiry phone callmug.
When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019
mugGet the Got FBI files on your phone?mug.

Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
by The real randy April 14, 2024
mugGet the Phone Fuckermug.

if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.
Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...
by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015
mugGet the if-phonelymug.

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
mugGet the I got a new phonemug.

Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.
"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"
by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021
mugGet the Tweeker Phonemug.

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021
mugGet the Phone Comamug.

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