chuckle pumps

When you laugh and fart at the same time. Your muscles are contracting to your laughter giving your fart small breaks making it even funnier.

When Rachel told a joke Sarah got the chuckle pumps!

by Bald182 November 9, 2015

pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Lil pump

A way of calling out two young people who are acting flirtatious towards one another.

Diana: look at Kevin and Amanda in the corner kissing!
Jason: uuuuu LIL PUMP!!!!

by Dexter6ix9ine September 10, 2018

Lil Pump

shit rapper

wow is that a good rapper? nvm its lil pump.

by Billybarron587 February 15, 2021

Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

by jerkperc April 13, 2025