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MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!
He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!
by StukaMaduka October 5, 2023
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THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background
"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
by Direwolf January 26, 2023
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pump track (s)

n. A term used mostly for bikers, but has recently made way into the skateboarding world as the same thing. A cement track with bumps, jumps, and wide turns meant to learn how to pump on a skateboard or used for fun.
The pump track (s) at Dickies Skate Park is my favorite
by mfomari March 27, 2025
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Jersey shore fist pump

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically
In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club
by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017
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False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
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Lil Pump

Some dumb idiot who thinks he can rap.
by dfjdkfg December 19, 2018
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