plus one

In engineering culture, "plus one" is used to indicate agreement to a stated position, usually used during a sprint retrospective; emphasis takes the form of "plus N+1", where `$N>0 and $N<∞`, with the only acceptable (unobnoxious) form being "plus 2". The written form is always expressed in shorthand, or "+N", where `$N>0`.

"We can incentivize engineers, to write documentation, by making it a requirement of user story acceptance". Most of the ops team muttered "plus one" and went back to ignoring the PM; the mostly invisible technical writer, Stu, sat up and shrieked "plus a million" and then shrunk under the glare of the few frontend developers that bothered showing up.

by arnoldfriendly September 20, 2021

One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.

Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"

by heliumGAS October 14, 2018

Bae One

A girl that has stuck with you since the beginning

Andrea and D were disgusted by the golden shower video Charlie shared in their group text, but they still talk to him because they are his Bae One's.

by Chowly August 24, 2016

One Piecing

the act of enduring a show that your friend recommended to you until it "gets good"

Friend 1: Yo go watch Monster it's a great anime!
Friend 2: I watched 15 episodes of that and got bored
Friend 1: Bro please it gets way better after episode 47 during the cum drinker arc
Friend 2: Nah I am NOT one piecing that shit

by sex_enjoyer April 9, 2023

One Down

It's the rape difficulty in the game payday 2. You'll get swarmed by Zeal-Cloakers, Zeal-Dozer, and skull masked assholes that'll down you in no time. You can be downed only once.

Dummy1:"I wanna try one down"
Dummy2:"No you don't. It'll rape you."

by SniperTon00 May 22, 2018

one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

cut one

you farted.

The kid next to me cut one and we all laughed at him.

by eat_lightbulbs October 26, 2003