Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da

-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish

by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 3, 2020

Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022

math

mentel abuse to humans

math can effect the human mind by making go mental outragous and stupid and frustrating like now i said and alot

math = mental abuse to humans

by aaead January 13, 2020

boy math

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

by boymather November 17, 2023

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Math

mental abuse to humans #MeanTeachers #HateLife #MentalBreakdown

i love math because i have no soul

by Bofter September 3, 2018