mcdonald's special sauce

It is a term for someone who is incredibly stupid and white trash.

Billy is McDonald's Special Sauce because all he does is dislocate his knees will running for tennis tryouts.

by justin highlandr September 4, 2014

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

Anna’s Special Right

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.

Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April

by Anna Millen January 13, 2019

big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 19, 2018

Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019