A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.
Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead
by floopflop June 7, 2022

A joke that a group of a minimum of 2 people understand. And only them, although Urban Dictionary doesn't like them.
by • Itz Lollipopz • May 20, 2021

“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”
by Incredibly gay February 7, 2022

by Brace face baibee April 28, 2020

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
