Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
by Insomniate March 14, 2016

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

by Albert walton December 1, 2023

The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.
by J Wanie March 17, 2017

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.
by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018
