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roller jam

Spending the whole day hanging out with people in a car with lit music.
Yo my feet hurt cuz we spent the whole day on that roller jam
by ElChuck November 26, 2017
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soul jam

A slow jam is an umbrella term for music with R&B and Soul influences. Slow jams are commonly R&B ballads or downtempo songs. The term is most commonly reserved for soft-sounding songs with heavily emotional or romantic lyrical content.
Guy 1: I love this. What is it?
Guy 2: Its a soul jam. Duh.
Guy1: A What?
Guy 2: R&B and Soul idiot

Guy1 : oh
by insaneassassin June 25, 2014
mugGet the soul jammug.

Bogus Dude Jam Zone

1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.

2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.
mugGet the Bogus Dude Jam Zonemug.

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
by Jim Winston November 10, 2011
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
mugGet the The Jam Scalemug.

Jam

Jam’s are midgets and will end up with cancer. They can be very annoying and act like narcissists all the time. They end up fat and alone with their 3 inch hardy.
Jam is such a fucking little peice of shit from hell
by evilbunnylord August 22, 2018
mugGet the Jammug.

the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife
by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022
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