muffin top

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010

flamming muffin

like a regular muffin except you light it on fire before throwing it in their face

ahhh you just threw a flamming muffin in my face

by jagger the dagger November 30, 2006

chode muffin

A chode muffin is your balls. It's your muffin looking membrane connected to your chode.

Dude I just saw your chode muffin.

Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.

What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.

Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.

by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010

muffin twanger

when you shove your dick in a fish or any kind of Swede

I'm a muffin twanger.

by Trolliere December 21, 2010

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

scruff muffin

1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.

God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!

by Keeley Aurora October 23, 2007

Muffin Tin

Similar to muffin top , which means fat bulging out of ones hips from pants that are too tight, muffin tin means that fat bulging out of multiple articles of clothing(i.e. cleavage that bulges over the seam of the shirt, and the sleeves of a tight shirt causing the arms to look bigger than they actually are)

"HA! That bitch thinks she's so hot, with all her tight clothes"
"Muffin top much?"
"Nah trick. More like muffin TIN"

by Aimeeeeeeeeee January 14, 2009