Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

chode muffin

A chode muffin is your balls. It's your muffin looking membrane connected to your chode.

Dude I just saw your chode muffin.

Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.

What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.

Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.

by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010

muffin man

a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.

do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!

by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011

muffin twanger

when you shove your dick in a fish or any kind of Swede

I'm a muffin twanger.

by Trolliere December 21, 2010

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

scruff muffin

1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.

God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!

by Keeley Aurora October 23, 2007

Muffin Tin

Similar to muffin top , which means fat bulging out of ones hips from pants that are too tight, muffin tin means that fat bulging out of multiple articles of clothing(i.e. cleavage that bulges over the seam of the shirt, and the sleeves of a tight shirt causing the arms to look bigger than they actually are)

"HA! That bitch thinks she's so hot, with all her tight clothes"
"Muffin top much?"
"Nah trick. More like muffin TIN"

by Aimeeeeeeeeee January 14, 2009