Monkey Music

A synonym for the "musical" genre Rap.

A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).

Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.

Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.

Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
"NOW WHATCH ME YOU"

Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!

Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 18, 2009
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Steel Monkey

(Noun) A stagehand who climbs and builds high (steel) scaffolding for stadium size concerts and events.
Send a steel monkey up to push the inflatable pig out of the tower. (Pink Floyd Tour)
by Road Dawg September 23, 2006
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warez monkey

Someone who downloads pirated software, warez, in large quantities.
*downloads BitTorrent*
*pirates games*
by Vulture July 13, 2004
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Douche Monkey

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
by Plead for Insanity June 13, 2004
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Monkey Wrench

My favorite Foo Fighters song of all time. Great lyrics, great guita, vocals ,and drums all done by the renaissance man Dave Grohl.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends!
by alex k April 16, 2004
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Monkey shine

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!
by slangmaster2 March 01, 2010
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