Max

Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.

Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous

by #ispeakfacts May 31, 2023

Max

Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius

Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong

Or

Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis

by [e-mail] November 24, 2021

Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day!

Be nice to him.

Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die

by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 9, 2021

Max

zestiest dude around. hes always zesty

That man Max zesty ash.

by gooseswebb December 5, 2022

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022