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Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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MATT LEE

MATT LEE is a fat Asian dude who’s kinda cool bruh.
“Hey did you see MATT LEE?”
“Yeah, he said he had to do his homework
by Makgeolli January 9, 2019
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Colorado Matt

When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.
Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.

Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.
by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025
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Matt Indahat

Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.
A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!

A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
by The Entourage December 15, 2008
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matt hayes

yo guys it me minecraft matt hayes aka moo moo and today we are with callum heaton who is a penchod
by mergrati July 13, 2023
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matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009
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Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.
Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?
by Longfellow D June 7, 2021
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