matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016

matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right

sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality

by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017

Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other

Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023

Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 21, 2021

MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 6, 2022

Matt Lemme

A RLY COOL PERSON HES FUNNY AND HAS A LOT OF NICE QUALITIES WITH HIM HES POG AND HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT

Ethan: Have you heard of matt Lemme?
AJ: oh yeah he’s my best friend

by mioily March 18, 2021

Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018