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Desmond the moon bear

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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Half Moon

1. Sex position

2. A pastry made in Central New York State

3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance

4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"

2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)

3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"

4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"
by Please Fill In The Box April 23, 2022
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Full moon

Certainly! Here's a rephrased definition you can use:

Describing perfect mental peace or ease as a 'full moon' conveys a sense of complete clarity and calmness. Just as a full moon illuminates the night sky with a serene and steady light, a peaceful mind is calm and clear, free from disturbance or confusion."
Her mind was tranquil as a full moon
by Tawana Kelly July 3, 2024
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Moon Dick

Hey babe, can I have moon dick tonight?
by pickles are yummy August 22, 2024
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Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.
“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”
by yogibear415 June 9, 2019
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I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!
by KAB September 24, 2020
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New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.
Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup
by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
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