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monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson
by The mins April 14, 2021
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Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar
by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019
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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
by K84 May 29, 2023
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Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!
Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.
by balandey February 28, 2022
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Mike

Mikewas editing memes for bluedragon
by 100100100100100 February 19, 2019
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Mike Mango

by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
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