Jizz

Cum

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.

Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone

by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022

Jizz Javelin

The male sex organ. Penis.

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.

by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025

Jungle Jizz

When more than one person gives a cums in a persons mouth and there is one person who urinates.

At the end of the orgy the three dudes performed a jungle jizz on the lucky woman laying on her back, and mouth open. The balance of urine and semen made her barely realize what she was swallowing.

by Pinkpopper August 23, 2023