Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
by Holditin June 3, 2017
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Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
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A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
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by nanomaton August 5, 2017
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Get the jizz n jet mug.The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.
by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017
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But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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