jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.

Clean your smelly jizz infection female!

by Golove November 6, 2019

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.

I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!

Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016

jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker

that man is named Jizz waffle

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023