A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.
High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.
Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.
Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.
Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.
Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.
Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.
Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.
Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.
Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
Get the Hood Bunnymug. The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
by mledwards34 October 28, 2010
Get the hood slimemug. by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020
Get the Hood Pissedmug. HOOD is not fun! HOOD quite scary! Don't go playin there! They ain't gon like you! White people BEWARE!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE COME HERE!!
Guy1: Man i was in the HOOD yesterday and I almost got shot!!
Guy2: Man what did i tell you! Stay outta there! White guys don't belong there!
Guy from the hood: He right man! You don't belong there!
Guy2: Man what did i tell you! Stay outta there! White guys don't belong there!
Guy from the hood: He right man! You don't belong there!
by The correct defintion August 14, 2017
Get the hoodmug. Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late
by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020
Get the hood snagmug. by Minecraft kid 199 March 10, 2024
Get the Hood individualmug. by sierathejew April 22, 2020
Get the Justin Hoodmug.