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slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
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marsha gay hard-on

When you see a chick but it turns out it is really a guy...but before you knew it was a guy you got an erection.
"Dude why are you torqued? " "Man I thought you were your sister." "Haha, I gave you a Marsha gay Hard-on.
by Blackavar666 June 29, 2016
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Hard Times Surenos

Hard T1m3S SURENOS stand for a gang of surenos in west Georgia originated around 1999 still bangN' IN MAB13T0X, Forest PArK3, Lithonia, CoBB
leva: hey holmes what u claim ?

Hard Times Surenos Sold13R: PURO HARD T1M3S SUREN0S !!!!!!
by 3s3 Cr33PER November 24, 2010
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Hard 2 blv

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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hard-man cut

A short haircut with a little bit more longer fringe which is put up with styling gel.
This look is sported by a man in order to show everyone that he is a hard man.
Unfortunately it makes him look gay.
J: New haircut?
P: Yeah, I got a lot of big meetings coming up. I wanted the hard-man look.
S: Isn't it a bit erm...
P: What?
J: Gay.
P: This is not a gay cut. This is a hard-man cut.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Inferno'
by pogopuschel July 11, 2010
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Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.
Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'
by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009
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Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh
They say there not a try-hard.try-hard squanikz
by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021
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