Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.

Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.

by KingFringe November 12, 2016

Full Italian Platter

The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015

The full James Herriot

James Herriot was a 1980s TV series about a Yorkshire vet called 'All Creatures Great and Small'. He seemed to spend a disproportionate amount of time assisting in the delivery of calves by going up to his shoulder in the cow's 'birthing canal'.

John's wife had problems giving birth, a doctor had to go the full James Herriot.

by RedCoatedAmerican August 27, 2018

pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass

"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"

by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010

Full Blown Mel

the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..

If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !

by harumph! July 16, 2010

fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with

Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.

by mhmm20 February 25, 2017

Full David Copperfield

When a male tucks his genitals back, giving the illusion that his penis and testis have completely disappeared. Like magic.

Upon returning from the restroom, his date was slightly taken aback to find he him reveal the full David Copperfield after removing his robe.

by ErikaGoose March 16, 2021