flying willards

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008

Noah Flynn

FUCKING HOT ASS MOFO. JACOB ELORDI PLAYS NOAH FLYNN IN THE KISSING BOOTH (only available on netflix) I KNOW ALL OF THE LINES OF THAT MOVIE. MY NAME IS KAT

Megan- Damn who is that baddie?
Katharine- thats my baby, Noah Flynn, bad boy on the Kissing booth, everyone loves him. but hes mine
Megan- POO POO *does weird shit with hands* *scratches head* Thats kinda hot, duos later?

by bigdaddy4200000 June 11, 2018

The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy

A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.

"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"

"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.

by Bobby Baloney October 9, 2009

flying yamaguchi

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.

I jumped from the couch to the bed and fucked my girlfriend Flying Yamaguchi style.

by Johnny August 31, 2003

flyjin

Noun used to refer to nationals of non-japanese origin that flee Japan as a result of a major national disaster, leaving the country based solely on reasons of personal interest and self concern, such as individual's discomfort, minor inconveniences or to avoid having to perform their expected social responsibility role for the aid of their hosting community. The term appears after concurrent tragedies of a major earthquake in Japan on March 11th 2011, and its subsequent tsunami, both causing loss of human lives and severe damage to infrastructure and nuclear powerhouse facilities. It stems form the combination of two words: "gaikokujin" (japanese word for "foreigner") and the english word "fly".

Jane just left Tokyo and went back to her country because she couldn't find any toilet paper at the convenience store. Could you believe that? She is such a flyjin!

by embarrasedgaikokujin April 11, 2011

Flying Buttress

The funniest term you'll ever hear in architecture history classes.

Teacher: In Gothic-style cathedrals and churches, you will often see a lot of flying buttresses.
Students: *snicker*

by ButtressMan69 September 24, 2009

Flying Bowel Movements

A synonym for pigeons.

A flock of "Flying Bowel Movements" landed on my balcony yesterday, forcing me to do a clean-up job before my friends came by.

by Johntoo August 19, 2009