Someone who sits on facebook all day long as looks at other peoples pictures until they have no more pictures to look at. A facebook creep see's a girl at a party then proceeds to run home to his computer, add her as a friend than look at every picture of hers. A facebook creep also knows where all the good pictures of the person is. A facebook creep sometimes will miss class just to creep on the girl he saw walking down the hall with the short shorts on. That is a facebook creep.
Matt Mose came home from an eventful night of partying at a frat, went to his computer, and immediately began facebook creeping on all of the girls he met that night.
by Josh Howe March 31, 2008
Get the facebook creepmug. A person, generally male, who makes themselves a facebook page and constantly posts pictures and statuses and asks others to like/share in agreement/disagreement/if the picture is relevant to the person. They beg people to subscribe to them. They steal everything they get from other people and implement it as their own. They post most of their stuff for no personal reason whatsoever. They just want attention because they can not get it elsewhere (also see attention whore). They add so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people. They post on their own posts, asking people to subscribe, and promising that if they do so, they will get 2,000+ friend requests in just one minute. A lot of the things they post are stupid, make no sense, or try to make them seem sweet or nice. They'll show up on your news feed without having to be on your friends list because you have dumbass friends. Facebook loves them so much they no longer allow you to block them because the "block system is overloaded". These people are generally annoying.
Mark Cefalo: Like if you know who this actor\singer is (: *Miley Cyrus*
I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.
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LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥
Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.
|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20|21|22|23|24|25|26|27+
LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥
Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
by lGhostl November 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Faggotmug. When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"
Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Messiahmug. A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
by donna belle December 4, 2013
Get the facebook pervertmug. Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
Get the Facebook Potentialmug. A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015
Get the facebook intellectualmug. When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
Get the instant facebooking (IF)mug.