fart gobbler

the bathroom fan that gobbles fart smells and filters them out

turn on the fart gobbler and close the door when you're done taking a crap!

by galizard March 13, 2008

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A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!

Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

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Dookie Fart

The effervescence of a freshly rained on forest

Person 1:I love how you can feel the dookie fart of this forest
Person 2:Absolutely, me too!

by Xx_yung_dookie_xX November 13, 2019

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Pudding Fart

When a fart is so thick, moist and aggressive it delivers a deep bass that sounds like they farted directly into a bowl of pudding.

Nothing ruins Sunday Mass quite like a Pudding Fart!

by GoNe1 May 6, 2018

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Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.

I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.

by grassysally October 27, 2016

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Nigga Fart

The term to refer to a nigga propelling a mixture of oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane out of it's anus after eating food that does not settle well within the nigga's stomach.

Aw damn nigga! That's a nasty ass nigga fart!

by SloppyTopNigga November 26, 2019

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