Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
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Ear Garbage

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.
by Yemeyee March 24, 2012
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To do something secretly, privately to avoid controversy, disputation, or attention of a certain person, group, organization, company, etc...
1. "We need to secretly do this as carefully as possible, to be out off the eyes and ears of the people!"

^"People" in here could be the public or something like that and "we" here could be celebrities or any officials or thieves smt like that.
2."I got caught by my parents while buying CD games! Now I can't get/be out off my parents' eyes and ears!"
^In here "I" is the one who's talking, and the parent is the talker's dad and mom. In this situation, the talker is implying that his parent is now paying attention to him more so he doesn't do something that they don't want to, and their eyes and ears will always be there for him.

to be out off sb eyes and ears !
by Guroscape March 17, 2024
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