Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Ear bitch

A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.

My ear bitch is talking, hold on!

by Mama2toAs April 24, 2024

Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear

I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!

by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024