Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011

Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

by blocking the cock June 15, 2011

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.

- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"

by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

by Black Bandana June 17, 2006