Chocolate Bear

A very sexy kinda husky brown dude who just gets chicks like no other

That dude Big Black on Rob and Big is a Chocolate Bear.

by Slamma Jamma March 12, 2008

Chocolate milk

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, that waitress from Hooters was freaking hot. But those wings are tearing me up. I gotta chocolate milk.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

chocolate milkshake

when a man fucks a woman so hard she diarrheas on the ground and the man cums in the puddle.then the man makes the woman suck it all up with a straw. similar to an ice cream sandwich.

Dude(randomly,out loud): Yo,I make a fuckin' good chocolate milkshake!
Younger sister: Make me one then!!!!
Dude:go to mexico and drink some water there and then we'll see.

by (frowning) those are scary testicles!(saul squashes the scary testicles) March 28, 2007

Chocolate kiss

To suck the shit out of ones asshole intentionaly

She had a mouthful of shit after she gave a chocolate kiss

by mrman3232 August 13, 2006

Chocolate Unicorn

When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole

One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!

by Katzumi May 26, 2010

chocolate soup

The act of having lots of diarrhea into a toilet then shoving a girls face in it and butt fucking her until she goes unconscious

ohh dude i killed a girl with chocolate soup!.....but it was worth it

by bobbobbbobbobbb August 20, 2006

chocolate moustache

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010