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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.
Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.
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Feral Grandma Chic

An interior design aesthetic characterized by intentional maximalism, botanical and apothecary elements, jewel tone accents paired with dusty vintage pastels, gold hardware throughout, and the collected warmth of a grandmother's home — but completely untamed and unapologetic about it. Think cottagecore meets vintage retro meets Candyland meets herbalist witch. Every color was chosen on purpose, every neutral earned its place, and absolutely nothing is there because it was safe or accidental. Not minimalist, not farmhouse, not gray and white. More is more, plants are everywhere, and people will always remember it whether they love it or hate it.
"She painted every cabinet a different dusty pastel, hung dried herbs from the ceiling, filled every shelf with mason jars and crystals, and put bold jewel toned doors on a house full of vintage finds and hand painted details. Chaotic? Maybe. Intentional? Absolutely. That's Feral Grandma Chic."
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University of Chicago Labschool

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025
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School Shooter Chic

An aesthetic popular in, but not exclusive to, video games from the mid 2000s. Characterized by brooding, gun-toting protagonists with morals that are loose at best and liberal use of black, gray, and red. Examples include The Darkness, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Hatred.
"I just played a game about a grim, amoral antihero who brutally guns down his foes in a black and gray world colored only by splatters of blood. It was truly school shooter chic."
by Dopesaw June 16, 2025
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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