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christianity 

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1. One of multiple religions. Christianity has many sub-christian groups with varrying titles, but centering around the idea of Jesus Christ, son of man dying on a cross to repent for humanity's naturally sinful nature. Christian belief also involves the art of baptism, prayer, and referring to the bible. Christians are commonly viewed as "good" people and is one of the largest religions on the planet earth. Christians also believe the basic idea that if they have faith in their god they will go to heaven or a place of eternal euphoria, if they are wicked or deny their god, they will be sent to hell, or as the bible refers as a lake of burning sulfur. Based around fear of an omniscient entity along with many, but not all religions, involving the idea of a God, heaven, and hell.

2.(Short-version) A Christian is a man who repents on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.

That man is a Christian.

Atleast that Christian man is sorry.You do the same except you're not even sorry.So you're criticizing him for being sorry?"
sorry dont mean shit if he's gonna do it again tomorrow. atleast other people who dont say there sorry or confess have come to terms that there going to do it again and aren't lying to themselves, and there minister/pastor etc.
christianity by Mediaptera January 3, 2005

christian rock

Not for Pansies.
Bad Christian Rock;
P.O.D., Kutless, Skillet, 12 Stones, Thousand Foot Krutch, Jeremy Camp. They're posers.
Awesome Christian Rock= Underoath, Haste the Day, Norma Jean, Relient K, Switchfoot, Blindside, Dead Poetic, Zao, and such.
Most christian artists have given christian rock a bad name, but give it a chance, losers.
An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.
Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
Christian by jabal June 2, 2010

lars christian

Unfaithful and treacherous person. One keyword to sum up Lars Christian: ditcher
He left you like Lars Christian
lars christian by Lars Christian October 16, 2015

christiansplaining

when Christians act like they need to have an answer for everything, obtusely share it and don’t allow people to agree to disagree
*a preacher is going off about something they have no clue about*
“The Christiansplaining is really getting to me. Let’s get out of here”

Christian Lorenzo'd 

Tripping someone down the stairs.
Also pushing .
Dude, I totally Christian Lorenzo'd that girl today.
Christian Lorenzo'd by AnikaaNyaa November 16, 2009