Sick Balls

A fool-proof indicator that one is getting sick. This is when the balls (scrotum) hang just a bit lower and are very flacid to the touch. Extra support might be required for older gentlemen. Sick balls is a very common occurrence among all males...unless, of course, the balls no longer exist due to being taken by one's wife or girlfriend.

Me: I'm sick.
You: How do you know? you don't look sick.
Me: I have sick balls. I am definitely sick. Wanna feel?
You: Would love to!

by hung like a bison April 25, 2011

bubblegum balls

When it is hot and your balls sweat so much that they stick to the inside of your legs as you walk.

Billy: I don't think I can run just yet. Let me adjust. I've got a nasty case of bubblegum balls.

Todd: Righty-Ho!

by Grant_X September 10, 2008

sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.

"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

Ball State

Alma Mater of David Letterman, Joyce DeWitt, Garfield creator Jim Davis, and Papa John's founder John Schnatter. Ball State is known for being the birthplace of the popular internet video which featured the phrase "Boom goes the dynamite!" Also, Ball State is known for having a terrible football team.

I would rather Ball U. (for Ball State University) than I.U. (meaning Indiana University)

by buttsman May 1, 2006

dragon ball

Far, far better than DBZ.

Chibi-Goku could kick a Super Saiya-jin's ass.

by Diablo the Echidna October 12, 2003

Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Lavar Ball

G.O.A.T

Lavar Ball>Micheal Jordan

by Some real Ni🅱️🅱️a March 18, 2017