Road Boner 

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.

I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.

Road Boner by Tim - E June 11, 2006

Victory boner

An erection achieved through no sexual arousal, but through a moment of triumph. This boner will often be taken care of by a lady with a wet victory vagina

Bill screwed Jane in the ass with his victory boner after throwing that last touchdown pass.

Victory boner by DJM October 7, 2003

Insta-boner

Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.

dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner

Insta-boner by uhohspgettioh March 11, 2009

furious justice boner 

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.

plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.

furious justice boner by ehdawg December 2, 2009

wrestling boner 

A problem when you are wrestling in a singlet and the friction causes you to become erect. Can sometime be prevented by jacking off before a match.

Dang man, last match I got a wrestling boner!

wrestling boner by Spandexjock September 29, 2013

bus boner 

A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.

I'm afraid of falling asleep on the bus and getting a bus boner.

bus boner by ultrajoe August 28, 2007

War Boner 

The process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.

As I was massacring my opponents in COD I earned a chopper gunner and the sound of the chain and the propeller meshing together fueled my raging war boner

Dude I noticed in the middle of Apocalypse Now you had a total war boner!

War Boner by Valley's Own April 24, 2011