HAM

Holiday Apartment Malta

Booking a HAM

by Lawine March 12, 2011

pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories

person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.

by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011

Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.

Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!

by Wazikazi August 1, 2011

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

Retard Ham

A fat mentally disabled person

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham

by Fast521 February 28, 2023

ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...

Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023