April 1st

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 14th

The day amazing people are born , and btw there name prolly starts with and e ;). They also are prolly big fatass weebs or kpop stans . But there one thing you will know is that they will always be lonely asf

:Hey jon you know what day it is?
Jon: no i dont why?!
: Its fucking April 14th the day amazing people are born !!!
Jon:oh shit your right!

by That one art hoe ;) November 7, 2019

April 24

National take a girl's hoodie day, unlike national give a girl your hoodie day, this is the opposite.

Hey its April 24
I wonder where Meshoney is!

by Cookeh September 29, 2022

april eighteenth

Anal sex day

On April eighteenth every girlfriend or wife has to give it up. Similar to Valentine's day.

by HarryCaStle June 7, 2016

April 29

April 29th is P*ssy day. You gotta send your boyfriend a vid of you playing with your p*ssy for 30 seconds.

Girl it’s April 29th… you better send him that vid

by Yesiop April 29, 2022

April 21st

April 21st is the day you break up with your significant other.

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: Why I love you please don’t
Boyfriend: I’m sorry it’s April 21st which is National Breakup Day

by Pooperman696969420 April 20, 2022

April 28

The Day Eva becomes my Longest relationship 💜💜

Let’s hang out on April 28

by Zezyzec April 26, 2021