One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

Zac Efron Angry Walk

Possibly the best walk you will ever see, featured in most High School Musical movies, most noticebly recognizable in High School Musical 2 during the number 'Bet on it' where Zac feels compelled to walk angrily down a hill... angrily.

I did the Zac Efron Angry Walk down the hill, because I was feeling a little down.

by Zac Efron's Official Stalker December 9, 2008

angry gay butt sex

Butt sex between two homosexual men, at least one is required to be angry.

Hey Justin, I heard you received angry gay butt sex from usher.

by Stevie-O August 4, 2014

Angry Dragon Monkey Tash

Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....

I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!

by Willybobo February 18, 2011

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Big Angry Dyke Syndrome

B.A.D.S or Big Angry Dyke Syndrome can be used to describe a woman who is acting like an an angry Lesbian. Common signs of a woman having B.A.D.S includes very short hair, grunting, scissoring and a short temper.

Wow did you see Lisa today? She was so pissed off I thought she was going to rip my balls of, do you think she has Big Angry Dyke Syndrome?

by Stop_Hammertime October 9, 2008