by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
A saying your boyfriend uses when he wants to say something romantic but can't think of anything. It ends up being adorable anyway, and you end up kissing after. Usually used when outside in Autumn in New England, since the leaves there change color in the fall.
by allyd637 October 24, 2014
by Koniar January 23, 2017
by totally not emily May 20, 2019
A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART April 09, 2012
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017