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A playful euphemism for engaging in a friendly but questionably timed intimate assist—similar in spirit to a “reach-around,” but said in a way that sounds suspiciously wholesome. Often used when one wants to dramatically downplay what was actually happening.
Secchi walked into the room way too cheerful for 7 a.m., and Lou just smirked like they’d been slicing oranges behind that closed door.
by Commish2001 December 5, 2025
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