A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when she’s not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
by Holla11 May 30, 2022
by debralovescats43 December 03, 2020
The worst f**ing middle school you could imagine. This school is basically like your back in the plantations in 1700. This school is like having a dictator as a principle. The teachers don't even let kids talk in the free time. If your thinking a bout going to a catholic school. Don't go to saint joseph. Unless you like being enslaved by a bunch of retarded teachers. Also GAY. ALSO HOMOSEXUAL.
Hey friend you want to go to St joseph school. Meaning want to go to a chamber that never lets you out.
by Fortnite skin December 21, 2021
Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022
Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
This school has the most loyal girls but if you mess up they are quick to go into demon mode and ruin your entire life , be careful around them , these pretty girls have no consequences for their actions
by Tweds January 02, 2023