The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.
by sxftypop March 12, 2022

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.
"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
by JTL07 June 11, 2023

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
